Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.
(Source: vimeo.com)
sponge-robert-quadratic-trousers:
this speaks to me on a personal level
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(Source: basement-whore)
infectthewoundsofyoursocalledgod:
Mitch Lucker
hi nice to meet you i have a big penis
crying
(Source: ackelsen)
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
I signed three times with different emails, guys every signature counts!
All of them deserve alllll the awards for such brilliant acting.
(Source: welovejackles)
do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet
my entire life
your essay isn't very well put together
my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
Ashley Purdy 😍 #blackveilbrides #bvb #ashleypurdy #rockontherange
(Source: ifuckformomsen)
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
WE KNOW WE HAVE UNTIL AT LEAST SEASON 10.
WHAT IF…
WHAT IF THIS IS THE LEAD UP TO THE END?
AND LIKE LUCIFER GETS RELEASED AND STARTS TALKING TO SAM?
“SAM I CAN HEAL YOU, BUDDY. I CAN MAKE EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT.”
AND HE SAYS YES.
AND THE LAST LINES OF THE SHOW ARE
“I TOLD YOU. WE WOULD ALWAYS END UP HERE.”
Mother of God.
